Made in Russia

There is little Russian pop available on the iTunes UK music store. So I was quite surprised when I stumbled upon little known Russian act Gruppa FM. I'm not even sure if there album had a proper commercial release in Russia, but it is available to download from their official site for free, or to purchase from iTunes. The title track Made in Russia is a decent song with a catchy chorus, and the line "I am so made in Russia, like Masha, Pasha, Natasha, Sasha" is quite ace. (FYI Trisha was made in Australia, not Russia).

The origin of their name is a bit rubbish. Gruppa is Russian for '(music) group', which is straight forward enough, but the FM, according to their site, comes from Mal'chyk, which is a deliberate misspelling of the word Mal'chik (boy), and the F is for "Fefochka", which is a bizarre corruption of Devochka (girl). I don't know where the F has come from - perhaps it's supposed to be like Female. Misspelling is quite fashionable among the Russian youth, especially imitating the way children spell. Anyone familiar with the 'Preved' bear will know this. I can't be bothered to explain it because to have to know Russian to get it, but it baysiklee involvz spellin stuf fonetiklee.

Download Gruppa FM's Made in Russia



The bitch is back

Just a quick update on the last post about Ukrainian politician Yulia Tymoshenko. From today she is the Ukrainian prime minister designate, after the three "orange" parties finally agreed on and signed the terms to a new coalition. And she has returned back with a bang, threatening to reignite the Russo-Ukrainian gas quarrel which saw Russian cutting off gas to its neighbour at the turn of the new year. Tymoshenko, who has the rather amusing nickname of "Gas princess", was one of the most vocal critics of the agreement the Ukrainian president signed with Russian gas giant Gazprom.

Porn!

In 2005, a Russian member of parliament for the notorious far-right Liberal Democratic Party, Aleksey Mitrofanov funded the production of a porn film. That alone is quite strange - but the content of the film is even stranger. The 26 minute soft-core movie, entitled Yulia, tells the story of the ficticious love affair between Yulia Tymoshenko and Georgian president Mikhail Saakashvili, who also swept to power in an anti-Russian "colour revolution". Ukrainian media responded by circulating a rumour that a gay porn film featuring look-alikes of Russia's Vladimir Putin and ex-Ukrainian PM Vitkor Yanukovych was also in production. Unfortunately it never emerged.



From Ukraine with hair

OK, so I was going to write something about Yulia Tymoshenko's hair, but it has turned into a mini essay on recent political events in Ukraine. The hair stuff is at the end of the post.

In November 2004 the world's media was focused on the Orange revolution in the Ukrainian capital Kyiv. Thousands of demonstrators flooded onto the city's central independence Square following the suspected fraudulent victory of pro-Russian prime minister Viktor Yanukovych in the presidential elections. Pressure from the protests and from abroad prompted Ukraine's parliament, the Verkhovna Rada, to launch an investigation into the allegations of fraud. The protestors were mostly supporters of the loosing candidate, pro-Ukrainian and pro-Western Viktor Yushchenko, and his right-hand lady, Yulia Tymoshenko.

46 year-old Tymoshenko (pictured) is something of a political phenomenon in the region. The media in Ukraine and Russia have been enchanted by her beauty, intelligence and ambition. However, her career has not been short of controversy. In 2001 she was fired from her position of prime minister for fuel and energy by then president Leonid Kuchma. She was then arrested for forging customs papers and the illegal exportation of gas, a charge that Tymoshenko insists was fabricated by Kuchma's regime. Until recently she was actually wanted in Russia for stealing Russian gas and avoiding taxation. Furthermore, she has been at the receiving end of considerable criticism for the way she amassed her substantial fortune - she is basically an oligarch. Her critics accuse her of hypocrisy, since she campaigns for reform, and the end of corruption in Ukraine, despite having a corrupt past herself.

In December 2004, the Ukrainian Rada announced that there would be a re-run of the elections, and on Christmas day, under the supervision of thousands of international monitors, Viktor Yushchenko swept to victory. The period that followed was a time of great optimism among Ukrainians hoping for a more independent Ukraine, a step away from Russia and corruption, and a step towards the West. Ukraine is a diverse country, and can be crudely divided into two halves, the Russian speaking East, and Ukrainian speaking West. More accurately, the line between the linguist divide runs diagonally from the south-west up to the north-east. For example, in Viktor Yanukovych's home city of Donets'k, in the far east of the country, almost everyone is a Russian speaker, and people generally don't or can't speak Ukrainian. In fact, when Viktor Yanukovych was made Prime Minister it was rumoured that he started a crash course in the Ukrainian language. Even today in interviews his Ukrainian falters, and he inadvertently uses Russian words. In Ruslana's birth place, the city of L'viv in the very west of the country, almost everyone is a Ukrainian speaker, and people don't, or at least pretend not to speak Russian. In fact, the city tried to ban Russian pop music on buses in the city (how dare they!).

President Yushchenko made Yulia Tymoshenko his Prime Minister, but sacked her only 6 months later amid accusation of further corruption. The embittered Tymoshenko then went about preparing herself and her party, the Yulia Tymoshenko Bloc, for the 2006 parliamentary elections. This March, proof was given that the Orange revolution had more than lost it's shine. The hero of the 'revolution' president Yushchenko had to settle for a highly embarrassing third place, after his party, Our Ukraine, polled less than 14% of the votes. If that wasn't bad enough, he was beaten by Yulia Tymoshenko's party, which polled 22%, and even worse, by the Party of Regions (33%), lead by Viktor Yanukovych, the man who Yushchenko ousted during the Orange revolution.

In order to "keep Ukraine orange", the three main parties of the Orange revolution, Our Ukraine, the Yulia Tymoshenko Bloc, and the Socialist Party, began discussions relating to the formation of an 'Orange coalition', with a total vote share of 42%, thus beating the Party of Regions. However discussions were heated and unproductive, due to the still frosty relations between Tymoshenko and the president. As the elections were only parliamentary, president Yushchenko's position is theoretically safe. If the three parties can come to an agreement, it is expected that Yushchenko will remain as president, Yulia Tymoshenko will be reinstated as prime minister, and the socialists may be given the position of speaker of the Verkhovna Rada. Currently Yushchenko is not very happy about the final point, but to be honest, he's not really in any position to be throwing his weight around.

But back to Yulia Tymoshenko! Possibly her most distinguishing feature is her intricate hair style, which she has sported for the past few years. Although the link has not been proven, a number of women's magazines, including the British weekly You, have claimed that Mary J Blige and Penelope Cruz's new barnets were inspired by Mrs. Tymoshenko herself. The magazine even included a handy illustration that shows women "How to do the Yuliya". I would naturally try it myself, if I had the hair...... and was a woman.

Sean Carr, a bearded, long-haired, bloated-faced, tattooed rock star from Yorkshire, England is by far not the most attractive man in the world. Add to that, that he has a history of woman-beating, it was not very surprising, that his marriage to Yulia Tymoshenko's beautiful young daughter Yevhenia attracted international media attention. I know they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but really I don't see the attraction. Perhaps he has a massive cock. More photos of the wedding can be seen here, but unfortunately Yulia was wearing her hair down that day.



This city is a prostitute...

Internationally, the most famous German act is most probably “dance metal” band Rammstein. Since bursting onto the music scene in 1994 they have never shied away from courting controversy. At home they have been accused of sympathising with fascism, and a planned concert in Moscow was cancelled in 2002 due to fears that it would attract skinheads. It has also emerged that the two teenage boys who perpetrated the Columbine High School massacre, as well as the perpetrator of the Red Lake High School massacre were all fans of Rammstein. A further, although unsubstantiated claim, was that the Chechen militants who carried out the tragic Beslan School siege, listened to the band’s music during the attack to keep them fired up and alert. Crazy American Christian groups have also accused frontman Till Lindemann’s rolled ‘r’s of being an imitation of Adolf Hitler’s pronunciation. However, the band has strongly denied their music has anything to do with politics or any kind of supremacy.

Rammstein’s 2004 album Reise, Reise, included Moskau, a song which was rumoured to have originally been a potential collaboration with t.A.T.u.’s Yulia Volkova. However at the time she had a baby in her and was also having serious vocal problems. The Russian vocals were instead recorded by Viktoria Fersh, a young lady whose voice sounds more than a bit like Miss Volkova’s. The lyrics of the song, in German and Russian, are worth noting. The song begins with Viktoria giving the introduction: “This song is about the most beautiful city in the world, Moscow!”, but the verses that follow compare the city to a prostitute: “This city is a prostitute, she has red spots on her forehead, her teeth are made of gold. She's fat and yet so lovely, her mouth falls to my valley when I pay her for it. She takes off her clothes but only for money, the city that keeps me in suspense.” The chorus itself is relatively short and simple: “Moscow, one, two, three! Moscow, look! Pioneers are walking around there, singing songs to Lenin.” (‘Pioneers’ were like the Soviet boy scouts). And yes, it has an accordion in the middle eight.

Despite the fact that t.A.t.u. don't actually sing on the song Moskau, a number of pirate CDs were made featuring mixes of Rammstein and t.A.T.u. songs. I saw one such compilation when I was in Russia last year and didn't buy it, but recently I stumbled upon some MP3s online and I must say some of the tracks are suprisingly good.

Download Rammstein's Moskau
Download a bootleg mix of Rammstein's Das Ist Gut, and t.A.T.u.'s Prostyye dvizheniya
Download a bootleg mix of Rammstein's Mein Herz Brennt and t.A.T.u.'s Show Me Love



Show feelings everydaaaaaaaaaay!!! etc.

One of the stand-out performances of last month's Eurovision Song Contest was given by Ukraine's young songstress Tina Karol. Everyone I've talked to about Eurovision has said they didn't like the song when they heard the studio version, but come Eurovision night the sexy minx blew them away. Tina (real name Tetyana Liberman), was born in Russia's Far East to a Jewish family. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, the Ukrainian government invited families of Ukrainian origin to return to the newly independant Ukraine, so at the age of 10 Tina and her family made the huge journey across the width of Russia and settled in Ukraine's Ivano-Frantsiv'sk region.

After Eurovision, I, like thousands of other Eurovision fans, had a look around her official site www.tinakarol.com.ua. The media section has a number of Russian mp3s to download, two of which are brilliant little pop songs. Russian Boy somewhat reminds me of that Mambo Italian song, but it is actually good. It is also quite 'saucy', littered with little moans and oohs, and despite being in Russian has an almost sing-alongable chorus. Vyshe oblakov is the best song t.A.T.u. never recorded. It also has a cheap, but effective video, which is even windier than a Carola performance. The other songs are nothing special, but Milyi is definately worth a listen, even if it has the most unimaginative chorus ever "Yes, yes, yes, I love you." And(!) she seems to call her boy a "poopsik", whatever that is. Oh, and the remix of Tina's Eurovision song Show Me Your Love is AMAZING.

Download Vyshe oblakov
Download Russian Boy
Download Milyi
Download Show Me Your Love
Download Show Me Your Love (Remix)
Download the Vyshe oblakov video

More songs can be found in the media section of Tina's official site



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